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Jokes

Here are some of our favourite 'gigglers'. We hope you'll find them really funny, maybe you could share them with your friends! You'll see different jokes each time you visit this page or when you click 'refresh' in your browser.


question What do you get if you cross a pig and a knife?
answer Porkchops!

question Why do cows have bells?
answer Because their horns don't work!

question What is the laziest mountain in the world?
answer Mount Ever - rest!


 
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  Knock Knock

Knock knock?
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel



 
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